Me to tumblr: i want to die, i’m so depressed
Me to my therepist: honestly Susan, i’ve never felt better
(via aliive-but-not-liiviing)
Pros of today: didnt kill myself
Cons of today: didnt kill myself
(via pessimistic-cuts)
Me: *holding a sharp object*
Intrusive thoughts: “Hey, you know what’d be cool right now?”
(via aliive-but-not-liiviing)
HAPPY 100!
I’M DOING BLOG RATES
as a celebration for my first hundred followers, i’m going to be doing blog rates (and i’ll be making a group chat, which you’ll find in a separate post of mine) if you’re interested, just make sure that you’re following me, that you’ve reblogged this post, and then send me an emoji of your choice in my ask.YOUR ICON
( ) idk who/what it is
( ) it’s alright
( ) it’s cute!
( ) i love it!
( ) god tier
MOBILE THEME
( ) default
( ) eh, it’s okay
( ) cute!
( ) i love!
( ) can i get it framed??
DESKTOP THEME
( ) default
( ) a lil’ bit difficult to navigate
( ) cute!
( ) fsdfsfsh can i have it
( ) *finger guns* where the f is the code
YOUR URL
( ) idk what it means
( ) it’s cool
( ) nice!
( ) i approve 99.9%
( ) on a scale of one to ten, i rate it a stanley uris
YOUR CONTENT
( ) not my type
( ) i like it
( ) i love your blog!
( ) your content is gold
( ) your posts give me heart palpitations
AM I FOLLOWING YOU?
( ) nope
( ) you post about something i’m not interested in, sorry!
( ) as of now, yes i am.
( ) of course i am bb
( ) you would have to pry your blog from my cold, dead hands
OVERALL
( ) it’s alright, a bit messy
( ) it’s probably great, just not my fandoms
( ) i like your blog, it’s cute!
( ) your blog is gold
( ) i would sell my soul for your blog.